About this blog: In March 2003, during a mentally challenging year in Istanbul, Turkey, I suddenly woke up at three o’clock in the morning with the idea that the frigging funniest thing ever would be to start a monsterously pink weblog narrated by my breasts. It wasn’t so funny the next day, but by then it was too late. So that begat the Boo-blog, which was fun and rewarding until it totally made me want to stick a fork in my eye. You can still visit The Twins, though, because they’re far more clever than I am, so I promised never to stop paying for their webhosting.
Anyway, I’ve had this blog here since November 2004, which is less pink, and less written by my tits. If you want to read some of my “real” writing, go visit OOVY.NET. If you want to read some “real” e-mail, send me a note at evie @ oovy dot net. If you want “real” butter on your popcorn, you’re going to have to melt it yourself.