Lazy, lazy fashion secrets

While I wait for my Photoshop to take its meds and stop corrupting my vacation pictures, I thought I’d introduce a new segment where I share tips for people like myself who appreciate the concept of trying to look cute but lack the mental energy/tolerance of discomfort/cash flow/morning consciousness/slammin bod to do so.

In this tip for June, I introduce my new shoe identity. Benefits: 1. Comfort of a sneaker with a slight bump in the put-together department; 2. Inexpensive; 3. Pant/skirt versatile 4. Occupy little closet space; 5. Modesty for the toe-self-conscious; 6. No opposable thumbs needed.

I have three pairs, which I plan to rotate until they disintegrate and/or there is actual snow on the ground.

Leave a comment

4 Comments

  1. Yo Mama

     /  June 20, 2007

    Which specific styles did you buy? How did you ever choose?!

  2. Yo Mama

     /  June 20, 2007

    P.S. …disintegrate…

  3. Just for that I’m not telling you what kinds I got.

  4. Yo Mama

     /  June 21, 2007

    Ahh, come on–show mercy. You know it’s in my job description…it’s only cause I love you…you’ll thank me one day…I only did it so Jess wouldn’t have to…yadda, yadda, yadda. :)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>