You took my heart and ate it like a ham on rye

Oh! I forgot to mention that Sarah B.’s Cringe pilot taping was a smashing success, and I was so proud of my little John Mayer, whose lovesick teenage Dylan-ripoff tune was a showstopper. Especially the part where he says “I wish I could tell you what’s in my hand.” That stopped the show for a good 45 seconds.