What do you get the cat who has everything?

I don’t have much to say until I officially finish school at the end of the week, but I do want to wish a very happy snuggly widdoh burfday to my roly poly itsy wuggums Pokey, who turned two yesterday. He eats olives and lettuce and constantly falls off shit, but he’s still the best kitty witty in the oogly googly world!

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  1. I, too, wish Pokey a very happy snuggly widdoh burfday, but I have to take exception to this idea that he’s the best kitty witty in the oogly googly world, because, naturally, that would be the Commodore. I say this even though this weekend he stole a pantyliner out of the bathroom trash and brought it into the living room, so you know I mean it.

  2. Sorry, you’re wrong. It’s Pokey.

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