Q: How do you turn a 29 year-old woman into a squealy, slobbering puppy?

A: Assign her to interview Erasure for your magazine. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  1. What are we, chopped liver?

  2. Will you still have time to squeal about my latest album?

  3. Hi Evie!

    I’ve already contacted your magazine about setting you up to review the upcoming summer tour I’ve organized, featuring all of your favorite bands!!

    There’s Spandau Ballet, Animotion, Talk Talk, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Myself, Bananarama, and (of course) SCRITTI POLITTI!

    See you there!!

  4. Only someone who listens to nothing but Frank Sinatra and next year’s Shins album would have the ignorance to think that Erasure and Harold Faltermeyer belong in the same category. OMD on the other hand…

  5. Our next album doesn’t come out until 2008, as we’re all doing side projects with members of Death Cab for Cutie and My Chemical Romance.

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