The Attorney General said that Washington, Lincoln, Wilson, and Roosevelt had secret electronic surveillance programs! While testifying to the Senate Judiciary Committee! Hoo hoo hoo hoo-wee! And Jimmy Carter totally dissed the president at Coretta Scott King’s funeral! When Bush was sitting right behind him!! Oh, my sides.

Thank god other people are coming up with material, I’m out.

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  1. All I have is this: Jimmy Carter, I swear, is going to live to be four hundred years old. At least. And most people won’t even notice.

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