The spirit of XXXmas

As you may or may not know, the lovely Mlles. Nikita and Hilatron are extremely gifted craftswomen, a talent which eludes me like a warehouse full of WMDs. Consequently, I was delighted for the opportunity to peruse their wares and others last night at what they claimed would be a craft fair.

It was a craft fair, in the sense that there were tables set up staffed by adorably artsy people selling uniquely fun items. It was also a half-nudie burlesque show and a series of “matches” involving the Boston League of Women Wrestlers (I hardly need to spell out that acronym) backed by a deliberately ironic mysoginistic rock band called Sexual Fudge, hosted by a drag king, sponsored by Miller High Life, and located in a church.

I did get a little Christmas shopping done before I ran out of cash, so whoever is nicest to me over the next two weeks gets to choose between the necktie that says “Faggot” and the Billy Idol toilet seat.

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  1. snowy

     /  December 10, 2004

    wow. i need to get out more…

  2. That’s funny, reading this totally justified my natural impulse to stay in.
    (Except for the Billy Idol toilet seat, obviously. I’m not sure what we’d do with a necktie that says “Faggot,” though, because Robbie doesn’t wear ties all that often.)

  3. i already have several faggot neckties, so don’t give it to me.

  4. “…eludes me like a warehouse full of WMDs”

    Oh, there goes my morning coffee, all over my monitor!

  5. Bryan, we would have gotten you the one that says “Brainy Slut”, but Hilatron wanted it for herself.

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