And then 12:20 is when all the snogging started

To address Nikita’s comment, of course I also got the plastic Potter glasses at the midnight book release party, I thought that went without saying. I also made a wand from a Phoenix feather, and straws and pipe cleaners and glitter. And a Wizard Passport.

Just so you know it wasn’t all about Potter, I also bought Howl’s Moving Castle and this book about the Central Park Zoo’s gay penguins, which made me no joke weep in public. I think I read it seven times while I was waiting in line.

Anyway, no one really needs me giving a play-by-play of the nerdfest that carried on for over six hours, except the part where a car full of guys drove past our line outside and shouted “Fuck Harry Potter!!” after which it took the girl behind me less than half a second to respond “FUCK YOU!!!” twice as loud. Other than that, I’ll just give you these pix. And also CRAPPIN’ HECK THAT BOOK WAS AWESOME AND I CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER HOW MANY MORE FARGGING YEARS FOR THE NEXT ONE!!!! Ahem.

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Wait, I thought we were here to buy books…

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Ouch, my ovaries

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mmmm, magic potion! Tastes just like pineapple juice and Pop Rocks…

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The JKR simulcast (that’s “simmulcast”) from Scotland

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Wandmaking with Ollivander’s bitches. I mean witches*

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“So like, you totally made me late for Quidditch practice, and then I was like a total loser in transfiguration and turned Tiffani’s left boob into a nerf ball, so like seriously Jason, like get over it.”

*they were actually lovely young ladies who were suitably way into the wand thing

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  1. snowy

     /  July 19, 2005

    that is just adorable. good clean fun, i tells ya.

  2. the entire harry potter phenomenon was, for me, summed up by cartman yelling an inappropriate gay slur at the HP fans during the LOTR south park episode.

    i do want to know who the HBP is and who dies, tho. i just like knowing secrets.

  3. Bryan, there’s a closed-door meeting going on down the hall right now that might restructure the IA department. Don’t tell.

    EV, my cousin’s daughter asked me to play Madame Trelawney at her Hogwarts-themed birthday party this fall. And Rob’s Snape. Oh yeah.

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