Happy Halloween everykitten! For the second year in a row, I didn’t get it together to dress up, except maybe as the jerk who turns off all the lights to avoid trick-or-treaters. It’s not that I wouldn’t love to see all the little baby Spidermen and Luna Lovegoods, I’m just feeling kind of meh about [...]
If there was any doubt that my liver needed a little makeover, that has been dismissed after a week of eating nothing but natural foods and no dairy or wheat (I know, what?). I had the headaches, exhaustion, all that crap–my only saving grace was that the book I used as a guide said I [...]
Ima supersleepymajig from getting up at o-crack-hundred for an MRI, but here’s a brief of pressing matters to get that cartoon fetus off the top of the page: – Saw Morrissey last night on press tix, they told me I could go again, I will probably go again, because it ruled. – I grew up [...]
On the bus this morning, the old lady sitting in front of us was reading the publication Culture of Life*, which had printed at the bottom of page A1 this comic strip. You’re welcome. *Google if you want, I have no particular desire to give them traffic, even the nine of you.
Turning 30 last year was kind of a novelty thing, the kind of thing they make episodes of Friends about, sort of weird but also sort of cool and grown-up sounding. You’re not really “in your thirties,” you’re just in this shiny little pocket dimension of transition where there is some housework and debt consolidation [...]
We went to Vermont this weekend, which has put me in a coma of sorts, but I did want to make sure to welcome Henry Sedgewick to the planet, and officially start the 21-year countdown after which the statute of limitations that prevents me from telling him about those things his mother did in college [...]
If you know anything about me whatsoever, you probably know that my back gave out two years ago and I’ve been dealing with the fallout ever since. Because I never, ever shut up about it, because it freaking sucks, and because I am the opposite of stoic (a word I learned when I was about [...]