All posts for the month July, 2006

Advantage, Gore

For the past few weeks, I have been bragging to anyone who will pretend to listen that when I spend a week in Southern California this summer, it will be in the high 70s and dry, as opposed to the high 90s and soupy, as it has been in the New York metropolitan area. I [...]

Four weeks is too long to go between vacations

In case it’s not totally clear, the part of my brain that is in charge of this corner of the internets is fried. I don’t even have a terribly good reason why, it just is. I think Day Old is going to take a little cat nap, but I promise it won’t suckle on your [...]

Yeah, well it was cute at the time

I woke up last night to find my cat Stan cuddled into my side and suckling on the inside of my arm like so much teet. He did it for like two minutes, too, long after you’d think he’d realize he wasn’t gettin nuthin. Granted, he’s runty and asthmatic and basically autistic, so he does [...]

Counting! Ah ha ha!

I am fresh out of inspiration lately, but luckily I know someone who isn’t, at least by my definition of inspiration. Andres is a right brilliant comedian I’ve been following around for the past six months for a writing project, and he wrote some jokes you should read about cobras fucking slurpees. Or something.