I think that this point I can officially declare that I have just pulled my first true all-nighter since May 15, 1998, when I put off writing an 18-page paper in Spanish until midnight of the due date. And when I say true all-nighter, I mean one after which I did not have the opportunity [...]
There are precious few things more satisfying than mercilessly downsizing your top dresser drawer and replacing the tattered has-beens with freshly ordered new undergarments. I am tempted to shower and change clothes repeatedly for the rest of the day. Whether this sentiment has anything to do with the fact that I’m supposed to be finishing [...]
A: Assign her to interview Erasure for your magazine. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
If you’ll allow, I would like to just take a tiny corner of space-time to call out my own bullshit. It is honest to say that I have a few shadowy deadlines lurking; that I am financially wobbly; that my lower back and a certain right ass muscle have been in mutiny for longer than [...]
For the past few months I have been writing a big fat article about the comedian and show highlighted in this video, which just went up today at this website that posts videos about things to do around New York starring this dude whose deal is I don’t know what. Anyway, this is the most [...]
As the spring semester enters the homestretch, I have been up almost all night (and have therefore had “Up all night” by whoever that’s by in my head) for like three straight nights trying to transcribe incomprehensible interviews and write smart and my head’s gonna fall off (it better take “Up all night” with it). [...]
…and we’re totally getting the hottest dates. We’re just not totally sure they’ll put out, but fingers crossed.
Today is a big day, because the UPS man just delivered my new Montgomery Biscuits baseball cap. This is exciting for two reasons: first, I’ve recently made a commitment to pay more attention to minor league baseball, because it is psychologically impossible for me to assimilate into New York major league fandom– growing up in [...]